Leezer

there’s no mistaking

iggy should have a good home

but stop the sobbing

have a rich husband

and too much time on your hands?

then write a cookbook*

* substitute childrens book; exercise book;

decorating book; sex book

If she endorsed it

Mein Kampf would need reprinting

of her I’m weary

just yesterday

a lifetime away i’d age

that lifetime is now

med records were leaked

not a hamster in his butt

just some broken bones

 where did scurvy go

goiters and bubonic plague

we don’t miss them much

Halloween is close

girls will always dress naughty

they won’t beat this guy

forgive my ego

my husband thinks she is hot

i’ll not worry then

letterman’s sheer genius

“i’ll buy you a parakeet”

he was far too kind

paying the bills sucked

i thought i’d clean out the fridge

the bills were still there